Elevate Your Cleaning Experience

Coming to a town near you known for luxury, wealth, upscale living, and privacy, you might have imagined the Hamptons as one of those homes you pass by in a movie where the maid drops her key, shooting through the air in super slow motion and landing in a flower pyramid at your doorstep, your private entrance – completely enveloping you in its dark wood scent could only be embraced by the rich and famous. But this might be a thing of the past, or now might be the time to do it yourself as your home potentially gets cleaned by a naked maid for that ultimate walk-away experience. What? Have the cleaning staff arrive in their birthday suits? Yes. That’s correct. The Hamptons is one of those places known for luxury, elegance, and wealthy powerbrokers seeking privacy. It now has a unique clothing-optional service for the ultimate walk-away experience.

Naked maid service in the Hamptons promises to ‘keep your home dust-free, your furniture polished, and your pool looking just the way you like’ – whether it’s for residential homes or ‘furnished offices where impressing clients is a priority. It’s high-end cleaning for a rock-hard clientele – the kind of person who works all year to earn the right to party all summer. Services are available for any season, for all kinds of events – from major gala weekends to summertime parties – and you can hire the maids in any degree of dress or undress you prefer. Ladies in lingerie, topless, or naked are available to match your comfort level.

It is not as scruffy as it sounds. Even though the maid service is new, it takes nudity very seriously. The women on staff are discreet pros – ‘hand-picked highly educated and trained high-class ladies’ who ‘will not only give your house a clean one-off job but they will make sure your house is being taken care of by one of our very professional ladies’. And they will do it all ‘with respect and dignity’. There are codes of conduct in place for both customers and maids to protect them against unwanted advances or feelings of discomfort. They have mechanisms to ensure all transactions are secure and billing is discreet.

Lifestyle is what the Hamptons are all about. We’re in the business of sex, so naked maid services are a good fit. This adds excitement and sophistication to a very routine task. Think how exciting it would be for your guests when they discover that the naked maid service cleans your home. Your parties will never be the same again.